Yo Mama

Yo momma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.

Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.