Q. What does it mean when a drummer drools out both sides of his mouth?
A. The stage is even.
Q. A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he still has the longest beard in town, how is that possible?
A. He's a Barber.
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow!
Q. Why did the kids all eat their homework?
A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q. What kind of cheese isn't yours?
A. Nacho Cheese
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. Why did a kid throw a clock out the window?
A. To see time fly.
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. I heard you got framed.
Q. Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A. Don't worry you will only spread it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
Q. Why did the boy throw his toast out the window?
A. He wanted to see the butter fly
Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. "Between you and me, something smells!" (your nose)
Q: What goes white, black, white, black, white, black, thud?
A: a nun falling down the stairs.
Q: How many moves do you have to do to put an elephant in a fridge?
A: Three! Open the door, put the elephant in the fridge and close the door.
Q:How many moves do you have to do to put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: Four! Open the door, take the elephant out of the fridge, put the giraffe in the fridge and close the door.
Q:There's a huge fire in the jungle. Which animal will survive?
A: The giraffe, because it's in the fridge!