A young man working at an office goes in to see his boss and asks him if he could have the rest of the day off.
And the boss asks him, “What for?”
And the guy says, “My wife’s gonna have a baby.”
So the understanding employer gives him the rest of the day off. When the young clerk comes to work the following morning, the boss calls him into the office and says, “Congratulations! Was it a boy or a girl?”
And the clerk says, “Oh, it’s much to soon to tell. We’ll have to wait nine months to find that out.”